Well now, fancy that.
It looks like congratulations to me, are now .....in order.
Here ye! Here ye! Let it be known to all that doth verily and unwarily enter here, that on this day, the 5th of June, in the year of our lord, 2005, that there hath been borne to the community of EBlogger.....a new journal.
Let it also be known to all, that this conception, which was wholly and randomly inspired, albeit though modern marketing techniques, but thankfully not physically inseminated (because well, that would be just toooo weird), by the mongul company Google; was jointly entered into freely and (obviously free of contraceptives) with complete disregard to thought and ramifications that said journal might taketh from mine future free time and sanity, but so be it.
And let it also be known to all, that from these above curious actions, the conception between mind and mongrel, er mogul, grew rapidly and was inevitably birthed thusly in a matter of mere seconds by the good graciousness of the technology of Eblogger, and by me hitting a few designated keys....
And for all of those curiously concerned, the birthing process was free of any unnatural drugs or devices, save an old computer and bowl of vanilla ice cream. (With ice cream naturally, being eternally inspiring.)
No trees, or whales, were ever harmed in the process.
Feel free kind community, to drop by unannounced, whenever said randomness grabs hold of ye, and enter your random thoughts randomly or otherwise, or voices, or real estate (but heavens, not small children) whenever the inspiration screams loudly to be let loose from your loins unto the masses via this forum.
And if thou doth rather desire to lurk in the background and act as a voyeur...well, that is okay too. Just please be kind, and wash your hands frequently....
To those who do chooseth to participate, know there is safe haven here. Just do not, however, become an emotional drain, and suck the life out of the group or do any really weird stalking kind of thingeths, because then i might have to call upon mine Uncle Guido, and his cohort, "Jimmy da Thumbs" (dont ask.)....
Let it be known to all too, that there just might be opportunities for thou to expandeth horizons, and have chance encounters with the unusual and interesting, as long as everyone's immunizations are up to date...
Naturally, politeness and general good manners should always prevail, except, of course, when they shouldnt....
Proper grammar and punctuation should always be attempted even for the weak and feeble minded, except of course, when you dont feel like it.
Special dispensation and forgiveness for the glaring lack of capitalizations and contractions must be granted by you, to me, for the most part, because well...i am just too lazy to shift keys.
you might be too.
come now, pull up that chair, and lets see what "tings" developeth.
posted by floralilia @ 3:33 PM 5 comments
